it's zero hour

Imagine you're sitting in the rain on some godforsaken Pacific island and all you have to listen to is Zero Hour, the English-language Japanese propaganda show that features top tunes of the day and news biased towards making you feel bad. Much as in later years when American soldiers would learn Bart Simpson was sleeping with their wives, our intrepid soldiers and Marines didn't let Tojo's psychomanipulation affect their awesome fighting prowess. Don't let them down-- listen to Mister Kitty's Found Sound today!! Also buy war bonds.

And you should also take the time to bring closure to the last installment of Shain's ELEMENT OF SURPRISE! Big changes coming to Mister Kitty in the future, so stay tuned!!

Alakazam The Great Gets Trashed Tomorrow, Truly!

Tomorrow night the Trash Palace will play host to a Toronto Tezuka thrill trip as the '61 color classic explodes across the big screen in glorious 16mm! And the only question is: ARE YOU GONNA BE THERE, THERE BEING THE LOCATION OF THE LOVE-IN? Doors open at 8:30, movie starts at 9:30, 9:45 is when the long-haired rock dude shows up with his current trophy girlfriend to huff disgustedly at the lack of seating. Torontonians are welcome to drop by our secret Toy Factory lair and we'll get noodles or something before we walk the 4 blocks to the secret Trash Palace location - make sure to ditch work early to pick up your tix at Eyesore! Cash only.