sales and wood

[davemerrill]

Mister Kitty is back with sounds to help your selling and monsters to fill your nightmares with lumber!



YES! Increase your personal selling power by sheer strength of will with the help of Millard Bennett! Seriously, a lot of good advice on this record, I'm not kidding. Then - prepare yourself for an astonishing tale of suspense and wood!



Yes, it's Groot, soon to star in the upcoming Marvel Comics film GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY as undoubtedly a computer-generated whatsit. But originally he was a tree monster from Planet X. Enjoy both these Mr Kitty updates as we return to our regularly scheduled schedule of Element Of Surprise, Zero Fighter, Found Sound, and Stupid Comics. Mister Kitty does it all for you!!

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

"The bullets don't go deep enough! They can't reach his vital organs!" You'd think Stan would have taken this chance to bring up xylem and phloem, words that sound like they belong in TALES TO ASTONISH. Maybe Larry wrote that one based on nothing more than a hastily scribbled memo: "Evil Treebeard."

By the way, do you think that we should re-brand Earth as "Planet X"? Maybe the reason aliens don't come here is our uncool name.

--Carl