SPLIT!!

[davemerrill]

Magic alien robots with the names of other, more popular super heroes battle crime and go back and forth in time in comics published by Myron Fass, King Of The Sleazy 70s Pulps!! It's more educational knowledge from the invisible college of Meester Keety here to bring you the light of wisdom.

Yeah, I know that the "Split" Captain Marvel is a mainstay of the "make fun of bad comics" school of journalism, but by golly, I paid cash for those comics and I am gonna make fun of them.

Got a little snow last night and jeepers, it's cold now. Winter is here! Bundle up and get your snow tires on!

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Where is the planet of super intellectuals and how the hell do I get there? Like, immediately?

-Tim E.

[parasitegirl.livejournal.com]

I really hope the ability to split comes with the ability for each limb to be rather selective with the laws of gravity...I also really hope that I remember to drink my coffee before reading your blog as I think my winter brain has spent waaaay to much time thinking about Split powers in detail.

[tochiro998.livejournal.com]

well, yeah.

I mean, we see he can detach his fingers, can he do the same with his toes? Can he remove an ear and leave it someplace to listen for the bad guys? Can he take out an eye and throw it to see what's over a hill or behind a wall?

Just how far did his ability to split go? Could he shoot off his fingernails as deadly blades? Not that he needs to, with that frighteningly powerful laser he has!

yeah, I know, probably not what you're thinking about. I make no assumptions and pass no judgements. :)

Funny thing is, that story about the mechanical future isn't too bad as such things go. And I'm shocked, shocked I tell you that you didn't whip
out a Max Headroom joke for that last shot of the TV announcer...

And Atomjaw rocks! Man, dude is like a K2 or Sawsall, just start him up and BZZZZZZZ! I like the panicked tone of the caption about the major property damage being done. "Oh, no! He's destroying all those unsold boats!"

tinyman, tinyman, does whatever something tiny can. Wow, what a bunch of whiny bitches!

[kikaiju.livejournal.com]

This guy would be the WORST house guest ever.

You invite him over and next thing you know he gets hold of the booze and suddenly know arms and legs are ALL over the house and he's passed out drunk and won't reassemble and you're like, what do I do with all these body parts, and your wife won't let you throw them out because he's a friend of Uncle Fred and anyway you can't find one of the arms. And you have to wait until he sobers up.

So do NOT invite this guy over.

That is all.