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subliminal seduction
Nov. 18th, 2010 11:39 amToday on Mister Kitty we're violating CTRC orders and broadcasting these eerie subliminal messages to the entire world! The entire world of people who download MP3s from us, that is.
Wow, check out that sleeve. You want some eye catching colors, well, there you go, this layout practically reaches out and grabs your eyeballs by itself.
It's an LP full of easy listening music peppered throughout with messages that work on your subconscious mind to remind your mind that you need to eat less and lose weight. And they really work! At being annoying, that is. These aren't the kind of subliminals that you can't hear, they're pretty obviously there, just unintelligible. Since the whole "science" of subliminal messages is a joke, don't expect drastic weight loss, headaches, inexplicable desires for board games and Coca-Cola or pacts with Satan from this record. Still, you never can tell!! Don't weight, lost wait! Also the announcer at the beginning is pretty awesome, he's like Dick Vaughn from Negativland. Remember you are in control of your appetite!
Wow, check out that sleeve. You want some eye catching colors, well, there you go, this layout practically reaches out and grabs your eyeballs by itself.
It's an LP full of easy listening music peppered throughout with messages that work on your subconscious mind to remind your mind that you need to eat less and lose weight. And they really work! At being annoying, that is. These aren't the kind of subliminals that you can't hear, they're pretty obviously there, just unintelligible. Since the whole "science" of subliminal messages is a joke, don't expect drastic weight loss, headaches, inexplicable desires for board games and Coca-Cola or pacts with Satan from this record. Still, you never can tell!! Don't weight, lost wait! Also the announcer at the beginning is pretty awesome, he's like Dick Vaughn from Negativland. Remember you are in control of your appetite!
