ho ho ho

[davemerrill]

Steve Austin The Bionic Six Million Dollar Man returns with a Christmas album that I have been saving up for this time of year ever since I got it sometime in the past year. I might point out that this LP was in the original shrink wrap, I had to ruin its pristine condition so that I might bring it to you!



Yeah, check out that Steve Austin. Kind of a predatory smile on his bionic face there. Anyway enjoy the Christmas excitement as he saves Christmas from some Christmas predicaments! Christmas christmas christmas!

Comments

[psychoshinji.livejournal.com]

His eyes look DEAD AND SOULLESS...and I'm pretty sure his right eyebrow wants to break into my house and steal all of my food. D:

[tochiro998.livejournal.com]

I am bothered that the main point of the cover seems to be showing us a man dressing. He may well be naked, as if you look at the back picture you can see what I suppose is supposed to be the workings of his bionic leg. OH! and his arm too! I just caught that! GAAAAA!

Great, Steve Austin, Rapeface. Now that will haunt me forever more!

And is that the Superbaby crystal spaceship I see?

[efathefinger.livejournal.com]

Well, I think you can see him wearing blue tighties, jus barely. So. But you're right, that was creeping me out too.

I almost spittaked my coffee from phsychinji's eyebrow comment.

[tochiro998.livejournal.com]

She's right, you know. That eyebrow is trouble!

[(Anonymous)]

Man, those tracks are...cheapo. They couldn't even afford the ch-ch-ch bionic sound effect? We can all do a better job with our mouths than the spinning gizmo on the record. Steve's voice imitator was pretty good. About the same limited range as Lee Majors. Wonder where he is these days. Don't want to know, though.

-Tim E.