your very own super hero character with which you will make millions

I realize that what's happening here is that most of these cartoonists are people who love superhero comics and want to break into Marvel or DC and draw their own favorite characters, and since they can't do that they are going to come up with their own versions and draw THEM. And that's OK. It's when you start killing trees to print the things and start shoving them into an already overburdened distribution system and start selling them for two bucks each to gullible readers, that's when it spills out into the world and becomes a disease that threatens the very foundations of our society. A disease for which only MISTER KITTY has the cure!!!



What's that, ALPHA WAVE? Does that name sound familiar? It does to me!



Sure, I admit it, I did my own fake super heroes. WHEN I WAS ELEVEN.