truckin' and offendin'

Research has shown that the one thing that really scares Citizens Band radio-using truckers is gay people. This widely known fact was the basis for the hilarious, timely and best-selling single "CB Savage" by Rod Hart, today at Mister Kitty's Found Sound!! Wait, did I say "hilarious and timely"? I meant "idiotic and offensive." Put the hammer down and quit reading that Jerry Clower book and go over to Mister Kitty and listen to that song right now, you big thilly!!